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			POSTED 23/9/16
 
  DRAGON QUEST VII: FRAGMENTS OF THE FORGOTTEN PAST
 
 Square Enix/Nintendo
 
 
  
 
  
			 
			
			
			Gun-totin’ and perpetually agro Looney Tunes shortarse 
			Yosemite Sam once declared “Dragons is so stupid!”
 Well 
			Sammy, six-shooters or no six-shooters, try telling that to the legions 
			of Dragon Quest fans and escaping with your buttocks 
			un-whooped.
 
 This particular incarnation of Dragon Quest, 
			rather ungainly title and all, actually began life back on the first 
			PlayStation system back in the year 2000. With everybody so worried 
			about the supposed ‘Y2K bug” it slipped under the radars of many 
			outside of Japan. That’s sad, but luckily Squenix via Nintendo have 
			revisited it in handheld format. Three years after it hit the Land 
			of the Rising Sun, but whatever...
 
 If you’re expecting to 
			knock this puppy over in an afternoon, you’ll need to recalibrate 
			your ambitions. This Dragon Quest is big, seriously oodles 
			of hours big. Your task is to go back in time in order to save the 
			present – and we’re not talking something wrapped up nicely with a 
			pretty bow on top.
 
 An eye for strategy is essential, as you 
			explore several continents, meeting various helpful (and not) folk 
			and getting down to quests and turn-based battles (when you’re 
			ready) with all manner of incredible enemies – some of which almost 
			redefine the word “challenge”, especially after you’ve powered up. 
			You’ll also be in for some fun puzzles and even mini-games. Plus 
			grinding, we have to mention that you will grind.
 
 With a game that requires such a 
			massive time investment, it’s a relief that the various places you 
			visit vary so greatly. This may be an old game, but the work put 
			into it to make it sparkle on the 3DS shows in most every frame. 
			Whoa, pretty!
 
 The Dragon Quest series is up there 
			with Final Fantasy as JRPG royalty. Fragments of the 
			Forgotten Past reminds us why.
 
 So stick that in your 
			pipe and smoke it, ya ornery varmints!
 
 
     
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