ENTER THE GUNGEON
Dodge Roll/Devolver Digital
Ooh! Look at that cutie pie bullet with the giant fez! Aww... SPLOT!
RATCHET & CLANK
Cool, it’s Depeche Mode’s ‘People Are People’!
Remedy Entertainment/Microsoft Studios
I’ve got to get to you first, it’s just a question of BZZTDT!
Slip slidin’ away. You know the nearer your destination the more you’re slip
There’s always someone looking at you, whoa-oh-oh-oh...
“To challenge the irresistible force of UFC 2, we have the
immoveable object. She’s been called the Brick Hit House, Amy-y-y Flower!”
Up, down, turn around. Please don’t let me hit the grou- OOF!
FAR CRY PRIMAL
A big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere, and to everyone else out
there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!
Shoot that poison arrow through my kn-ee-ee-ee-ee...
Don’t worry, I won't hurt you. I only want you to have some fun...
DON'T DIE, MR ROBOT!
Infinite State Games
Aww, these graphics are shit! That thing doesn’t look even a little bit like
BLAST 'EM BUNNIES
That joke isn’t bunny anymore...
STREET FIGHTER V
Thigh voltage sock and ragdoll...
Samurai Punk/Surprise Attack Games
When we’re young, we’re usually advised that cheats never prosper...
ASSAULT ANDROID CACTUS
Witch Beam Games
Hey dictionary, we need to talk...
ARSLAN: THE WARRIORS OF LEGEND
Omega Force/Koei Tecmo
Which came first, the novels, the manga or the anime?
PLANTS VS ZOMBIES: GARDEN WARFARE 2
Zomburbia, where the suburbs meet BRAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
As Siobhan Fahey once mused, all the world’s a stage...
LEGO MARVEL AVENGERS
TT Games/WB Games
Thankfully the Avengers aren’t sick and tired of assembling, because they’re
back – and being LEGO, some assembly is required...
GRAVITY RUSH REMASTERED
Hey Isaac Newton! You just dodged 16 falling apples. What’re you gonna do now?
Some old school stars have had trouble adapting to the internet age, but not
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: ULTIMATE NINJA STORM 4
gentlemen. Please fasten your cigarettes and extinguish your seatbelts, as we
have commenced our descent into Naruto...
AGATHA CHRISTIE: THE ABC MURDERS
We’re only a month or so into 2016 and the tally of tragic losses in the
entertainment world is alarming...
ASSASSIN'S CREED CHRONICLES: INDIA
Open the Bombay doors, it’s Assassin’s Creed time again...
You're it. No,
you're it. Hey, you're really it. You're it. No I mean it, you're it...